|Chicken Plays Chicken On Bay Bridge|
The nuances of this story are fascinating.
A chicken running around and stopping traffic on the Bay Bridge. It was originally thought to be another "Critical Mass" operation.
Chicken captured by brave police officer and transported to shelter. There was no gunfire reported.
They named the chicken "Chip" Some think this is an illegal immigrant chicken attempting to dump an "anchor chick" on our shores.
Numerous people (including Colonel Sanders and Popeye) have claimed ownership of the chicken. No one has produced a believable birth certificate.
Ignoring the lack of presence of a rooster, they fear the chicken's egg will hatch. Proving Bay Area folks have lost contact with nature.
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